whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!
Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS
look at the winter soldier’s little glove though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement that glove doesnt even have fingers its not protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it”
Marvel Bathing Suits from Hot Topic
Someone needs to draw Steve in that one on the right.
someone’s been watching frozen
requested by the wonderful marina
when the hairdresser cut off more than u said too
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”