opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

collapsed:

some people are so pretty I can’t tell if I want them or want to be them

mikikoponczeck:

Tall Friends… ♥ Birthday gift for my best friend. :}

tagged → #jake

hotwinger:

ihaveaheartpillow:

hotwinger:

Before n after smokign an entire Mary Wanna kush dru g

You could do some amazing jack sparrow cosplay with that face

I think you mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

dwimmerlaiks:

hair and make up goals:

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reality:

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Anonymous asked: fuck's the beep test???

bastille:

lemme tell u the story of my people son

the first beep goes off and you start off motivated and you feel like you can do this. The 20 metres feel like nothing, as you run, another beep goes forcing you to make it to the opposite side of the gym. The beeps get faster and faster as you cling for air, the children begin to drop. Slowly at first and then all at once. You just pray to god you arent the first to drop off. The beeps get faster and faster till you can take it no more. You go to the side, out of the other peoples way as their legs begin to buckle. You look over and you see the bodies of many lying limp on the floor. Some may even faint and be sent home. And that my son, is the story of the beep test.

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

heliolisk:

heteroh:

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing

it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing