"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours
it’s like you’re my mirror
I’m a f i g h t e r . I’m a l o v e r . [x]
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site
oh my god….
Just make sure to keep in mind that Mexico is the one on the right.
Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Do you have any funny twin stories you could share?
Max: In sixth grade, we switched places for a whole day which worked out beautifully. We took each others tests, did reasonably well on them, changed clothes, all that. It was perfect until band class, where we had to switch instruments. Charlie was a trombone player, a trombonist, by force. And I was a bass clarinetist. And well, I got away with playing the trombone, it was pretty easy. But Mr. Schleppy was very distressed to find out that we had switched places and that he lost his star bass clarinet player. So we got in some serious trouble for that one. (laughs)
Charlie: We got in serious trouble.
Max: Yeah, I think we got suspended.