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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

Do you have any funny twin stories you could share?

Max: In sixth grade, we switched places for a whole day which worked out beautifully. We took each others tests, did reasonably well on them, changed clothes, all that. It was perfect until band class, where we had to switch instruments. Charlie was a trombone player, a trombonist, by force. And I was a bass clarinetist. And well, I got away with playing the trombone, it was pretty easy. But Mr. Schleppy was very distressed to find out that we had switched places and that he lost his star bass clarinet player. So we got in some serious trouble for that one. (laughs)

Charlie: We got in serious trouble.

Max: Yeah, I think we got suspended.

Are you saying I have a reputation?
         An unusual one. Maybe you’re psychic.
                  Don’t tell me you believe all that?

"I’m not like you guys…"

notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

image

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

human:

you make my heart twerk

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES