just a reminder:
the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)
the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual
don’t miss ‘em! ♡
Only 2 days before the fire nation harnesses the sun’s power to destroy the earth kingdom
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION
there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour