woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged? You are iron. And you are strong.”

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

natashabadassromanoff:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

Even a children’s show character knows the importance of consent. 

natashabadassromanoff:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

Even a children’s show character knows the importance of consent. 


"I couldn’t understand it. She treated the scrawny two-legged like one of our kind."
"I couldn’t understand it. She treated the scrawny two-legged like one of our kind."
whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

fevur:

omfg where is this form

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

themaskednegro:

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