If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Do you have any funny twin stories you could share?
Max: In sixth grade, we switched places for a whole day which worked out beautifully. We took each others tests, did reasonably well on them, changed clothes, all that. It was perfect until band class, where we had to switch instruments. Charlie was a trombone player, a trombonist, by force. And I was a bass clarinetist. And well, I got away with playing the trombone, it was pretty easy. But Mr. Schleppy was very distressed to find out that we had switched places and that he lost his star bass clarinet player. So we got in some serious trouble for that one. (laughs)
Charlie: We got in serious trouble.
Max: Yeah, I think we got suspended.
Are you saying I have a reputation?
An unusual one. Maybe you’re psychic.
Don’t tell me you believe all that?
when you have a sub and they try to teach the class
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo