tank-knows:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

legalmexican:

"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours

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Exactly

trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

I’m a  f i g h t e r . I’m a  l o v e r . [x]

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

elephant-in-pajamas:

lasfloresdemayo:

rawwaves:

neervana:

scaleybark:

U.S.-Mexico Border

literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site

oh my god….

Very important.

Just make sure to keep in mind that Mexico is the one on the right. 

elephant-in-pajamas:

lasfloresdemayo:

rawwaves:

neervana:

scaleybark:

U.S.-Mexico Border

literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site

oh my god….

Very important.

Just make sure to keep in mind that Mexico is the one on the right. 

Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

Do you have any funny twin stories you could share?

Max: In sixth grade, we switched places for a whole day which worked out beautifully. We took each others tests, did reasonably well on them, changed clothes, all that. It was perfect until band class, where we had to switch instruments. Charlie was a trombone player, a trombonist, by force. And I was a bass clarinetist. And well, I got away with playing the trombone, it was pretty easy. But Mr. Schleppy was very distressed to find out that we had switched places and that he lost his star bass clarinet player. So we got in some serious trouble for that one. (laughs)

Charlie: We got in serious trouble.

Max: Yeah, I think we got suspended.

Are you saying I have a reputation?
         An unusual one. Maybe you’re psychic.
                  Don’t tell me you believe all that?